Aussies actually pay Paris Hilton to come to Australia

American socialite Paris Hilton arrives at Melbourne Airport in Melbourne, Australia, 29 December 2008. Hilton is in Australia to host the world's first online 3D party on New Year's Eve at Sydney nightspot. EPA/JOE CASTRO

American heiress Paris Hilton, nearly 28, was paid by Australian party promoters to show up for an evening.

Hilton was in Sydney to host a New Year's dance party.

Some have criticized Hilton for dropping a small fortune shopping while there. Australian newspapers claim the heiress spent 5,560 Australian dollars (3,844 US dollars) in a fast spree. The amount spent is certainly not her personal best.

Local charities allegedly accused her of excess, but Hilton's raison d'être is conspicuous consumption. She is known the world over for purchasing little dogs, pink Bentleys, couture clothes and size 11 shoes.

"I'm in Australia, I think it's important to help out, you know, the economy out here, everywhere in the world," she told Australian news reporters.

"And what's wrong with doing a little shopping? It's New Year's, I need a New Year's dress."

Acting Prime Minister Julia Gillard, allegedly was in favor of the heiress stimulating their economy.

"I heard that a politician said that," Hilton reportedly said. "I thought that was very sweet and it's true."

Hilton will be paid a reported 100,000 Australian dollars for her appearance.

Paris Hilton: ‘I’ve Only Slept With A Couple Of People’

In a recent interview with Glamour magazine, uber socialite Paris Hilton claims to have only slept with “a couple of people” - because she respects herself too much.

The heiress to the Hilton Hotels fortune has had high profile relationships with former Backstreet Boys star Nick Carter and Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden, but is currently single after splitting from the rocker in November.

Hilton insists she just kisses the majority of her suitors, and plays “hard to get” to ensure men are serious about dating her.

She tells Glamour, “I’ve only done it (had sex) with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it’s important to play hard to get.’

‘Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won’t respect you; he’ll want you much more if he can’t have you.”

Whether Hilton thought “a couple” meant a couple of dozen or a couple of hundred is unknown. Maybe Paris was referring to the couple of dudes she hooked up with last night and the couple of times they did it in an eight-hour period.

And we all know Paris has appeared in two well-publicized sex tapes so that calculates to “a couple” right off the bat.

Look, I don’t have a problem with Paris being a ding-a-ling; that’s her job. But I have a problem with a ding-a-ling that tries to insult my intelligence.

Here’s an opportunity to tell Paris what you think. Cast your vote in the poll below and tell me if you believe Paris has only had sex “a couple” of times.

Don’t let these few images of Paris distract you, even though I admit it might take a minute before you get around to casting your vote.

Paris Hilton's website hacked

London: Socialite heiress Paris Hilton has been targeted by cyber thieves trying to steal personal information of her fans through her website.






The hackers infected her website ParisHilton.com with a virus, which sucks personal details from subscribers' computers and it has hit thousands of her fans and spread to up to 15,000 other websites, Mirror.co.uk reports.








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The virus, uncovered by computer safety consultant ScanSafe, prompts fans to update their systems and then downloads itself to their system.





From there, thieves can extract personal details such as bank information from a home computer or sensitive corporate material from a company network.





ScanSafe researcher Mary Landesman said: "Internet users should be especially cautious. Sites such as ParisHilton.com are extremely attractive targets for online criminals."

Paris “Old Fashioned” Dating

Stay tuned for more LOL Moments With Herpes Hilton!Paris Hilton insists she is “old fashioned” when it comes to dating.

The socialite she always makes men wait a while before she kisses them.

“I’m always really hard to get with guys. There’s a process they have to go through. I’m very old fashioned really and I’ll make them have, like, a million dates before the get a kiss.

She added: “People are surprised because they think I’ve been through so many men, but it’s not true. I don’t really talk to guys - apart from Benji, who I was with in the past year.”

“I’m not ready to move into another relationship. I think it’ll be good for me to be alone and find out who I am. One day I’ll find someone, but for now I don’t want to be with anyone.”

Paris For President Video Debut!

Just what you've all been waiting for! It's the debut of Paris Hilton's new song video, "Paris For President" and wow. Just when I thought I couldn't stand her any less, she does something new to make me detest her even more. The obvious jokes about McCain and Super VP Mom Sarah Palin are included - there's a reference to the "lipstick on a pig" bit. Most shocking out of the whole thing, though? Paris apparently knows the word "proponent."

Who knew?

And that stupid little dog of hers. Ugh. Somebody needs to fry that sucker up and put it on a bun with ketchup and onions.

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Paris Hilton New Launches Bid For Fake President

We think that's what's going on, anyway.

A new video from Funny or Die (we almost always wish someone would Die) is so remarkably unfunny, we're confused and left wondering what we missed.

Below, aspiring fake president Paris Hilton seeks the political advice of "one of the greatest fake presidents" - Martin Sheen, who played President Bartlet on NBC's The West Wing from 1999-2006. A great show, that. This video? Raw pain.

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Paris Hilton Wants to See Sarah Palin Nude

We're not sure which is more depressing: Sarah Palin's attempts to make Barack Obama into a terrorist sympathizer, or Paris Hilton's attempts to be funny.

As she continues her fake Presidential run, Hilton has opened up to Harper's Bazaar about a number of topics. For starters? The Republican nominee for Vice President is hot!

"My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself," Hilton says. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend."

And how will President Paris deal with the current economic crisis?

"I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first."

In Hilton's defense, only in America could someone such as herself be famous.

Paris Hilton wants to be the pretend President of the United States. We want her to be funnier in her bid to do so.

Paris Hilton: Used 4 Money and Sex

Pity Paris Hilton.

During a new interview with News of the World, the talentless reality star says she's happy with boyfriend Benji Madden... and that previous men in her life all used her for money and/or sex. Perhaps if she offered the public anything else, they'd take her more seriously.

Anyway, Paris touched on an array of subjects in the revealing, nauseating article. Here's a look at a few:

On past relationships: “Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex — but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people. After a while I had to start questioning exactly why somebody wanted to be with me. And that made things really difficult.

On starting a family: "I’d love to start a family in the next year. And I want to get married before we have kids. I want three or four.”

Paris Hilton to Irritate Public with 2nd Album

Paris Hilton isn't content to get drunk at nightclubs, star in mind-numbing reality shows and flash her vagina every time she exits a vehicle.

Unfortunately for the listening public, this socialite plans on releasing another music album.

“I wrote all the songs,” Hilton said backstage at last week's American Music Awards, referring to her upcoming CD . “It’s very dance, like Kylie Minogue... I'm not sure which label I'm doing it with."

These giant, ugly sunglasses aren't the worst thing Paris Hilton will unleash on the world; beware of another album from the supposed singer.

Paris: Breaking in Her New BFF

Paris: Breaking in Her New BFF

Getting her new BFF used to days filled with paparazzi-laden shopping sprees, Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger stepped out together in Bel Air, California on Thursday afternoon (December 4).

To kick things off, the duo browsed through the local pet store before heading off to a deli for lunch. Wearing a "Hilton" emblazoned tracksuit, the hotel heiress and her new gal pal ventured over to a nearby pharmacy to purchase a few gifts.

Meanwhile, it seems as if Miss Hilton has her sites set on landing a new gig - that of the lead role in Disney's live-action version of "Tinkerbell".

"Paris has worked on her acting chops lately and showed some comedy prowess in her YouTube spoof of running for president," an insider told press.

"Disney suits saw it and think she may be developing some comedic-actress potential," the source adds.

Paris Hilton Robbed of more Than $2 Million

We're talking about Paris Hilton, of course, not a Hilton hotel. Although one could easily get confused, as few individuals own $2 million worth of jewelry.

That, along with other belongings, was stolen last night from the home of Paris Hilton, Los Angeles Police Department sources told The Los Angles Times.

The robbery occurred at Hilton's Hollywood Hills home. The burglar or burglars got into the house through an unlocked door, according to the sources.

LAPD detectives were at the home this morning conducting interviews. Hilton was not home at the time, and the house is equipped with security video equipment.

It remains unclear whether the Hilton case is connected to last year's series of serial burglaries that targeted various celebrities in Hollywood's Westside area.

What's undeniably true is that this is not the Paris Hilton has been ransacked and jewels were involved. We all saw what Rick Salomon did to her on tape.

Dude Who Ransacked Paris Hilton Caught on Tape

No, we're not talking about Rick Salomon going to town on that booty in the Paris Hilton sex tape. Although man, he definitely did a number on her.

We're referring to the $2 million burglary at Hilton's house last week in which the perpetrator was apparently caught by her many surveillance cams.

One of the cameras is apparently in Paris' closet.

The primary problem for authorities - the thief was wearing a mask, gloves, and a hooded sweatshirt. Cops still don't have a suspect in the case.

Post-robbery, Paris Hilton is mourning the loss of precious, irreplaceable jewwlry.

Of the break-in, the moral-less heiress told Life & Style:

“I am devastated. I cannot believe someone broke into my home. They took items that had such sentimental value that no one will ever be able to replace.”

Funny, she said something similar when her "storage locker" was robbed in early 2007. It contained this classic pic of Cisco Adler naked among other $h!t.

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Paris Hilton splits up with Benji Madden (BF)

Benji Madden and Paris Hilton have definitely broken up, according to

multiple reputable sources. Paris doomed the relationship from the start by constantly yapping about how Benji was the love of her life and all the babies she wanted to have right away with him. Paris ended the relationship, and Benji was said to be fairly upset about it.

According to Fox News’ Pop Tarts, Benji is known to be somewhat controlling, and he and Paris were constantly butting heads about it. It sounds like it’s all for the best, and now Paris can get back to doing what she really loves: skanking it up.

Paris Hilton is fed up with being out of the spotlight and has dumped her boyfriend of nine months, Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, to resume partying. Hilton publicist Alanna McCarthy said yesterday the two “remain very good friends.” But the heiress caused quite a splash in Miami over the weekend, when photos surfaced of her coyly whispering into the ear of her ex Stavros Niarchos at Liv nightclub in the rebuilt Fontainebleau hotel. “Paris was with all her BFFs from the show,” one source told us.

Missing in action was Benji, who was in New York Sunday. Our source told us that Hilton was the one who ended it, and, “Benji was really upset when the photos [of her and Niarchos] came out.”

Paris Hilton burger cavort crashes website

Over-excited males flocking to see a controversial TV ad featuring highly-talented heiress Paris Hilton cavorting in a bikini atop a Bentley with a sponge, a hose and a Spicy BBQ Burger brought down the Carl's Jr. website specifically set up to promote the soft-core meatfest.

According to Reuters, the company's servers went down quicker than Hilton herself as a stampede of men rushed to ogle the "seductive swimsuit-clad socialite doused in suds". The offending ad - promoting the Carl's Jr. Spicy BBQ Burger - premiered on US TV last Thursday. It features Hilton generally making a fool of herself with the aforementioned accessories before tucking into a juicy Carl's Jr. burger, while singer Eleni Mandell's "sultry version of Cole Porter's 'I Love Paris' pulsates throughout". Phwooooar!

Why on earth anyone would bother checking out Paris Hilton with her clothes on is anyone's guess, since practically every bloke on the planet has seen her going at it like a two-bit hussy in the highly-regarded "Paris Hilton gets naked then gets shagged senseless" internet skinflick.

Still, Carl's Jr. will doubtless be delighted at the coverage it's been getting for the commercial - or will it? The LA Times reports that the whole exercise may backfire on the burger chain if outraged viewers from the Parents Television Council (PTC) manage to mobilise themselves in defence of decency and the American way of life.

PTC research director, Melissa Caldwell, thundered: "This commercial is basically soft-core porn. It's inappropriate for television." Actually, she's right - it is basically soft-core porn. Whether or not it's suitable for TV is a matter for debate and ultimately the Federal Communications Commission.

And if the campaign does survive the onslaught of scandalised parents, what are the other implications for Carl's Jr? Well, Peter Sealey, adjunct marketing professor at UC Berkeley, reckons that "although the ad might be remembered by viewers, it might ultimately hurt the Carl's Jr. brand".

Sealy told the LA Times: "This is the ultimate in bimbo advertising. If you are Hooters and you have buxom young waitresses, that's fine. But Carl's Jr. is more mainstream. They've got families going in there."

Which is, as we all know, a complete load of cobblers. Paris Hilton gets down and dirty with a sponge, the whole thing kicks off in the media and before you know it you've got a boardroom full of execs looking very pleased with themselves.

Not, though, as pleased as Paris looks in the ad. As well she might - the Carl's Jr. Spicy BBQ Burger is absolutely enormous... ®

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You can judge for yourselves here. The servers were down for four hours over the weekend, Reuters says, so don't blame us if you can't get an eyeful of Paris.